Prepare the Cucumbers: Wash the cucumbers and gently pound them with a rolling pin to crack them open. Then, cut them into bite-sized pieces.
Make the Umeboshi Paste: Remove the seed from the umeboshi and mash the flesh with a knife until it forms a paste.
Toss Everything Together: In a bowl, combine the cucumbers, umeboshi paste, sesame oil, soy sauce, and honey. Toss well until evenly coated.
Serve: Transfer to a serving plate and enjoy!
Notes
Cracking the cucumbers creates an uneven surface that helps the dressing combine better. No rolling pin? The bottom of a mug or an empty bottle works just as well!
Chill the salad in the fridge before serving, and this makes it even more delicious!
For extra crunch, sprinkle toasted sesame seeds or chopped roasted peanuts on top.